Confused

Now TV is really messing with me. Last night, still fuming at the self-aggrandising that was the Alastair Campbell Diaries, I turned over to Channel 4 to see Big Cook Ben and Little Cook Small presenting Big Brother's Big Mouth. Without a grown-up helper. And Big Cook Ben was much smaller than Little Cook Small. Cripes! There's more of their 'adult' comedy here, if you're bothered...